lovetechnique:

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then

thebootydiaries:

on a first name basis with the Subway lady ….. she make my sandwich gently … wish i could hold her hand ………….

thebootydiaries:

in the Uber …. thinking about how the Subway lady brushed hands with me as she passed me my tuna sub …… feel like a whore ……..

smeasel:

beaniebabyaday:

todays beanie is: cheezer the mouse!

spillybun:

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

skippercifer:

weirdness-is-good:

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

This is like that scene in every horror movie where they’re looking through old photographs and see the ghost/demon that’s been haunting them in the background.

dogjpeg:

dogjpeg:

dogjpeg:

dogjpeg:

dogjpeg:

im so tired…………

wokebaedannyelfman:

fuks: